Gazing at the impressive view over Lion Mountain across the Bay, Lionel tells us the swashbuckling tale of the Battle of Grand Port where in 1810, the British fought the French for sovereignty of the island (they lost, but won later that year).
For elevenses we sample the nation’s favourite street food, dholl puri (griddled pancakes stuffed with yellow split peas, wrapped around curries, spiced tomato sauce and pickles) at the colourful local market - impossible to eat without it dribbling down your chin.
Lunch is on far flung Île aux Fouquets, known locally as Île Phares (Lighthouse Island), where across a choppy channel, Lionel points out the French fortifications on Île de la Passe, which played a pivotal role in the Battle of Grand Port.
Speedboats come and go as our fish slowly sizzles on the BBQ, and we wander around the ruined lighthouse, looking for skinks, and watch white-tailed tropic birds shoot the breeze.
We are travelling with a local fisherman in his pirogue, and as its red and white sail unfurls, we sink into a soothing satisfied silence on the slow glide home. I arrive back at Otentic three hours later than expected, and over a poolside rosé, Julien just laughs, ‘Welcome to ‘Mahebourg time’.